Via Bleidner

Titles

If You Lived Here You’d Be Famous By Now

Bio

Via Bleidner graduated the University of California, Santa Barbara in 2022 with a degree in Writing and Literature. She lives in Isla Vista. When she’s not writing, she’s shotgunning Bang Energy, dodging the debt collector, and badgering her professors for homework extensions. If You Lived Here You’d Be Famous By Now is her debut.

At just 21, Bleidner brings a wise-beyond-her-years wit and perspective to her writing that makes her work feel just as worthy as that of any wizened memoirist . . . a hilarious and poignant exploration of the Gen Z high school experience.
— Booklist
The switched-on social set will find this [colorful debut] full of charm. Readers will be eager to see where Bleidner goes next.
— Publishers Weekly
A unique memoir that is replete with wit, candor, humor, and sharp observations. A fun, fascinating, and thought-provoking read from first page to last.
— Midwest Book Review
Whether it be driver’s test anxiety or prom dress distress, teens share a core set of generational stressors—except for the students of Calabasas High School. The youngsters of the infamous Los Angeles enclave navigate a very different set of adolescent issues. . . . Bleidner offers an unfiltered, thoughtful, and witty insider’s perspective on the suburb that birthed the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring, and examines the ugly underbelly of fame.
— The Daily Beast